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The Prince Has No Pants

Name: The Prince Has No Pants
Rating: 4.06 (601 reviews)
Author: Matthew Howry

Matthew Howry

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Synopsis

A comedy.

All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System, transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire, who lived in terror of humanity’s potential.

Ben was a normal, slightly above average man, and had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. Now he must contend with danger and mystery in a world of monsters, magic and treasure, armed with nothing but his wits, and the special item given to him by The System.

This is his adventure.

Welcome to The World.

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