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Tavern Cat

Name: Tavern Cat
Rating: 4.65 (576 reviews)
Author: PrimalSoup

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Synopsis

Dying and being reborn in a fantasy world as a hero destined to kill the Demon King to prevent a great war is some people’s greatest dream. Others, however, may prefer to sit around, relax, take a few naps, and ignore the impending doom. And hey, if such a ‘hero’ gets reborn as a cat, what’s gonna stop them from doing all that? Finding a warm home filled with food, gossip, and comfort sounds a whole lot easier than putting in the work to stop a war.

Updating weekly, allegedly. Constructive criticism is appreciated as this is my first story!

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