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Carnage, arson, and wanton destruction permeate the mind of Jeremy Fjord. However, Jeremy is a rebel — and voices in his head will not dictate how he lives his life.
Follow the adventures and misadventures of a simple necromancer wizard as he struggles against clerics, paladins, and the forces of good to attain his capitalist dreams.
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Array King Dane has had enough of the cultivator's world. Fight, kill, grow stronger, and fight some more, that was their lifestyle. Cultivation was nothing more than the eternal rat race of immortals and everyone falls at one point or another. Eternity made any odds a guarantee given enough time, and Dane was quitting the game while he was still ahead.
And so he retires. No more fighting, no more killing, no more violence. He's chosen peace, but unfortunately, peace has to be protected.
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Follow Nero’s journey through a world filled with every fantasy imaginable, while being stuck in a city filled with only humans. Watch as he struggles to understand how magic works, and what reality looks like when it’s based on fantasy instead of physics.
He’ll have to face a society focused on self-improvement and cooperation. Suffer the horror of competent administration. Persevere through the indignity of living in a world where people’s opinions are based on rational arguments.
Although Nero’s past life hadn’t prepared him for the challenges he’ll face, he won’t face them alone. He will find allies to assist him, mentors to guide him, even a few fans. There will be villains and threats, heroes and training. But mostly, it will be Nero trying to ignore what’s going on around him while focusing on learning magic.
The world is big, and there are characters aplenty. As time goes on, the story will grow. The leveling system may seem simple at first, but it's soon revealed to be so complex that our hero will do everything he can to ignore it, regardless of the consequences.
If you enjoy watching an internet troll with a heart of fool's gold be forced to grow up by circumstance and the influence of those around him, then this story will be worth your time. Just don't get your hopes up, our main character isn't ready for that kind of responsibility.
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Expect: - Snarky banter bordering on rude - A fantasy world built on a framework of satirical realism - A unique progression system - A slow, easy-going pace
Don't Expect: - Overly complex emo characters - Murderhobos - Cliche villains and heroes - To read the whole book without chuckling
Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.
Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.
Book 3 is out now, with new chapters fresh off the bakery!
What to expect from this story: - No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins. - Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either. - The only kind of OP here is how "overpriced" the crab's deals are. - A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason. - Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions. - Did I mention there will be pastries?
Author's note: Don't overthink it, just read it. It's funny.
Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him.
After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.
Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever.
What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way.
Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hit by a truck. Then, it's an isekai LitRPG.
Zane is a young man with the Chef class, questionable morals, and a rapidly increasing collection of pet spirit beasts. Pinky is a kitsune trying to find her fortune and have some fun along the way.
Using nothing but the power of friendship, murderous pets, and overpowered techniques, they must climb the divine mountain to claim their reward, or die trying.
Too bad they've managed to piss off a powerful group of cultivators. Apparently the sect elders don't like it when you turn their disciples into pet food.
Can Zane and Pinky hide from those who seek to do them harm? Will they reach the top of the mountain? Is their restaurant secretly a mimic? Read today and find out!
A (NOT LitRPG) fantasy comedy, slow-burn, detail-oriented, slice-of-life town-building Dungeon story where no numbers go up!
Out on the frontier of a new continent, the wizard Lori and her group of settlers try to build a community for themselves in a land actively hostile to intelligent life. With their wits, their will, and their newly built Dungeon to protect them against the Iridescence, the deadly growth that makes life inhospitable beyond the borders of their demesne, they should be fine. If they can survive the lack of infrastructure. And the deadly beasts they need to hunt for food. And idiots who don't get exactly what having to settle somewhere entails. And dragons...
Using structural engineering, the scientific method, the comparative advantages of stone and ice as building materials, logistics, the dark and terrible art of personnel management (outsourced to more experienced individuals), and her own magic and experience, Lori and her newly dubbed lord Rian must face the persistent problems of shelter, sanitation, drinking water, morale, transport, food storage, material collection and refinement, and keeping horny idiots from fucking everywhere they shouldn't.
Hopefully, she can solve these problems before winter arrives so she can get to work on taxation.
Even that last one. Though if they try to do it in her room again, she will not be responsible for her actions...
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.
Things escalate. Fast.
Features: - Cultivation - Jade Beauties - Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them) - Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)
Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.
Previously titled DMG=MA
This story is currently only available on Royalroad.com, scribblehub and on my patreon. Any other versions are stolen and an infringement on my copyright. The first chapter was posted here in January 2023.
And heaven shall ring with anthems o’er the deed they mean to do, For his soul is marching on.
The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.
Yet, underneath this “Gemeinplatzer Dream” is a disgusting truth.
To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.
In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?
What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.
Updates for Fall of the Slave Harem every Sunday at 19:30 GMT.
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