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This Quest is Bullshit

Name: This Quest is Bullshit
Rating: 4.46 (2071 reviews)
Author: Nixia

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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life’s quest. Perhaps she’ll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.

Either way, adventure is out there, and Eve is determined to have one.

In accordance with Amazon’s Kindle Unlimited policy, the completed story has been taken down. You can read it in its entirety here.

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