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Bleach: Why the hell can’t I just retire

Name: Bleach: Why the hell can’t I just retire
Rating: 5.0 (2 reviews)
Author: J_Dragon

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Synopsis

My system is the ultimate golden finger… with one catch. It only works after I retire.

Thinking he’d found a loophole, Captain Yamabuki Ditang pitched a “Gotei 13 Retirement Plan” to the old man Yamamoto himself.

To his shock, Yamamoto loved the idea. “A splendid proposal! It will bolster morale.”

“Great! So, my retirement?” Yamabuki asked.

“Granted,” Yamamoto declared. “In a thousand years. Now get back to work.”

Turns out, the real scam wasn’t the system… it was his pension plan.
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