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Confessions of a Contractor

Name: Confessions of a Contractor
Rating: 3.03 (274 reviews)
Author: Richard Murphy

Richard Murphy August 14, 2008

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After spending fifteen years renovating houses for wealthy L.A. women and keeping his distance from his clients, Henry Sullivan finds himself breaking the rules when he falls for two very different women, former friends for whom he takes on separate remodeling jobs while trying to uncover the events that had ended the women’s friendship. A first novel. 50,000 first printing.

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