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F*ck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?

Name: F*ck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?
Rating: 4.4 (38 reviews)
Author: ImmortalCockroach

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Yusuke’s luck with women always sucks. Just when he thought he had found true love, it turned out to be a freaking trap! After a freak accident kills him, he’s reborn in a chaotic world filled with gods, devils, angels, and, more importantly, yanderes! Yanderes that are all after him.

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For advanced chapters: patreon.com/ImmortalCockroach

Discord link for illustrations: https://discord.gg/WtF6XTgefR

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