Maxing Out My Loaf Stat in Another World
I died from overwork at thirty-seven. Now I’m a cat. Best. Rebirth. Ever.
Sure, there’s a “Hero System” trying to get me to save the world, complete quests, and unlock my “true potential.” But I’ve already lived one life grinding myself to death in a soul-crushing office job. This time? I’m on permanent vacation.
My stats? Maxed out loaf position. My skills? Professional-grade napping and tactical ignore. My territory? A three-block radius where I accidentally became the neighborhood boss cat because other cats kept interrupting my sleep schedule.
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The System keeps screaming about demon invasions and chosen one destinies. I keep finding new sunbeams to nap in. We’ve reached an impasse.
Unfortunately, maintaining my comfortable lifestyle requires occasional “negotiations” with ambitious strays, overzealous isekai cats who actually take their Systems seriously, and whatever fresh nonsense the universe throws at me between meals.
But don’t get it twisted—I’m not a hero. I’m just a cat who really, really values his nap time. And if you threaten my food supply or wake me up early, you’ll find out why the entire neighborhood calls me Boss.
What to Expect:
A cat MC who treats his System like spam email
Accidental power scaling through pure cat behavior
Corporate burnout wisdom applied to fantasy situations
A mob boss dynamic with neighborhood cats
Combat resolved through strategy, not grinding
The System’s slow descent into madness
Zero swimming (he’s a cat)
Maximum loafing
