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Rock falls, everyone dies

Name: Rock falls, everyone dies
Rating: 4.75 (4782 reviews)
Author: zechamp

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Synopsis

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.

However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.

Things escalate. Fast.

Features:
– Cultivation
– Jade Beauties
– Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)
– Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)

Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.

Previously titled DMG=MA

This story is currently only available on Royalroad.com, scribblehub and on my patreon. Any other versions are stolen and an infringement on my copyright. The first chapter was posted here in January 2023.

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