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Shangri-La Trailer Park

Name: Shangri-La Trailer Park
Rating: 3.78 (45 reviews)
Author: John Zunski

John Zunski October 23, 2011

3.78 45 Ratings

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If an Indian falls in the woods, can you hear him scream? Dora Shear did, and her life was about to get interesting. After Maistoinna Standing Bear tackles a tree, Dog Shear Dora – as she’s known in the trailer park – is left to pick up the pieces. Only she’s up to no good.Uncover the secrets of a Jewish love triangle, why the IGA checkout lady trashes a car, why a trip over the coffee table is better than Novocain, and more importantly, the difference between a Canadian Passport and a Kentucky Waterfall. Hop on board with Maistoinna for a crazy forty-eight hour ride through the world’s most dysfunctional trailer park.WARNING! Don’t read if your A) easily offended B) politically correct C) like everything nice or D) believe in the Easter Bunny!

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