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Starship Titanic

Name: Starship Titanic
Rating: 3.61 (13353 reviews)
Author: Terry Jones

Terry Jones January 1, 1997

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Sur la planète Blérontin, on s’apprête à inaugurer en grande pompe le Straship Titanic, formidable vaisseau spactial, dernière création de Leovinus, le plus grand inventeur de l’univers et de tous les temps. Or, bien évidemment, l’engin a été saboté – une bombe intelligente a été placée à son bord -, et toutes les conditions sont donc rassemblées pour que ce premier vol expérimental soit une catastrophe sans précédent, mettant notamment en grave péril les vies des passagers : Leovinus, un perroquet de la planète Yassacan, un journaliste nommé Le Journaliste et un trio d’innocents humains…

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