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Stuff and Nonsense

Name: Stuff and Nonsense
Rating: 4.31 (3103 reviews)
Author: Andrew Seiple

Andrew Seiple December 21, 2017

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Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she’s got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her. Fortunately for the little golem, he’s quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies… Warning: Contains profanity and violence.

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