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The Art of Avoiding Your Alpha

Name: The Art of Avoiding Your Alpha
Rating: 3.86 (5585 reviews)
Author: Lola Glass

Lola Glass March 13, 2024

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Synopsis

My soulmate bought me a sugar cookie… and now, he’s not going to let me go.

He wants a mate bond.

I don’t.

He’s even more stubborn than I am, though. So, I agree to move in with him, for the sake of putting more emotional distance between us.

But the plan backfires.

And it makes me like him more.

If I can’t convince him to walk away, I’m eventually going to have to accept a difficult truth:

I’ve never met anyone I want to avoid less than him.

This is a steamy, fun, full-length standalone romance with a happily ever after

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