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The Atrocity Archives

Name: The Atrocity Archives
Rating: 3.89 (27162 reviews)
Author: Charles Stross

Charles Stross January 1, 2004

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NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ACTIVE DUTY …
Bob Howard is a low-level techie working for a super-secret government agency. While his colleagues are out saving the world, Bob’s under a desk restoring lost data. His world was dull and safe – but then he went and got Noticed.

Now, Bob is up to his neck in spycraft, parallel universes, dimension-hopping terrorists, monstrous elder gods and the end of the world. Only one thing is certain: it will take more than a full system reboot to sort this mess out …

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