Trailer Park Goblins 3: A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

Name: Trailer Park Goblins 3: A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure
Rating: 4.56 (55 reviews)
Author: Micky Carre

Micky Carre

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Being a weapons manufacturer was surprisingly easy. At least, it was for me, but mostly because I had a magical tablet imparting knowledge and a half dozen goblin babes that worked hard, producing these things.

Yeah, business was booming. Our enchanted weapons were fetching five digits each, and we had plans for new and improved weapons and armor that would blow everyone away. Maybe literally.

What to do with all that money? Well, I tried to decide between vintage video games, our own racetrack, hotrodding old cars, and ahem, fun times. I couldn’t decide, so we just went with all of the above.

My god, life is good.

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