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Discworld #31

Monstrous Regiment

Name: Monstrous Regiment
Rating: 4.27 (84440 reviews)
Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett September 25, 2003

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Polly Perks joins the Discworld army to find her brother Paul. “Ozzer” cuts off her blonde braids, dons male garb, belches, scratches, and masters macho habits – aided by well-placed pair of socks. The legendary and seemingly ageless Sergeant Jackrum accepts her plus a vampire, troll, zombie, religious fanatic, and two close “friends”. The best man for the job may be a woman.

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The Light Fantastic

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Jingo

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