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Small Gods

Name: Small Gods
Rating: 4.32 (132745 reviews)
Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett January 1, 1992

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Synopsis

In the beginning was the Word.

And the Word was: “Hey, you!”

For Brutha the novice is the Chosen One. He wants peace and justice and brotherly love.

He also wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him now, please…

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