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Discworld #2

The Light Fantastic

Name: The Light Fantastic
Rating: 4.01 (167539 reviews)
Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett May 26, 1986

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As it moves towards a seemingly inevitable collision with a malevolent red star, the Discworld has only one possible saviour. Unfortunately, this happens to be the singularly inept and cowardly wizard called Rincewind, who was last seen falling off the edge of the world…

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