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The Color of Magic

Name: The Color of Magic
Rating: 3.99 (419781 reviews)
Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett December 1, 1983

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In a world supported on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown), a gleeful, explosive, wickedly eccentric expedition sets out. There’s an avaricious but inept wizard, a naive tourist whose luggage moves on hundreds of dear little legs, dragons who only exist if you believe in them, and of course THE EDGE of the planet…

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