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Discworld #19

Feet of Clay

Name: Feet of Clay
Rating: 4.33 (92566 reviews)
Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett January 1, 1996

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There’s a werewolf with pre-lunar tension in Ankh-Morpork, and a dwarf with an attitude and a golem who’s begun to think for itself.

But for Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City Watch, that’s only the start…

There’s treason in the air.
A crime has happened.

He’s not only got to find out whodunit, but howdunit too. He’s not even sure what they dun. But as soon as he knows what the questions are, he’s going to want some answers.

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